Mga Bakit ng Aking Buhay

Bakit ba tinawag na blackmail?

Eh di naman sya black, at lalong di rin sya mail.

Bakit ba naging bahaghari?
Di naman bahag, dehins ding hari.

Bakit ba naging eggplant?
Plant nga, di naman egg.

Bakit sugar mommy?
Mommy nga, pero sugar ba?

Bakit ba naging starfish?
Dehins namang star, at lalong di rin fish.

Bakit ba tinawag na building?
Eh tapos na ngang gawin.

Bakit ba naging toothpaste?
Di naman tooth, di rin paste.

Bakit tinawag na butterfly?
Nakaka-fly nga, pero butter ba?




Bakit ang manok kung kelan kinalbo
dun pa tinatawag na dressed chicken?
Nagjojoke ba nagpauso nito?

Bakit mo to binabasa?
May natututunan ka ba?

PS. Bakit yung ulo ni Kuya Kim bihirang makita?




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