Helo kalbo!
Kumusta naman ang buhay buhay mga mam at ser? Eh ang trabaho, how's it going? (naks ingglesero). Ibabahagi ko lang sa inyo ang mga di ko malimot limot na mga karanasan sa iba't ibang trabahong aking pinasukan.


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Dishwasher sa isang restaurant. First day of work.
Supervisor: Mr. Balason, wag ka nang babalik bukas. Bumubula ang sabaw ng customer dahil sa sabon. (Saklap!)


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Tutor sa isang tutorial center.

Student: Ser naman, science lang ang exam bukas, madali lang yun.
Paliiits: Madali? Alam mo ba ano english ng atay?
Student: HEART! (Tanginang bata, private pa naman yung pinapasukan).

Nung nakuha ko na ang mga teknik ng pagiging tutor, I decided to leave the tutorial center at nagsimulang tumanggap ng HOME SERVICE TUTORIALS (pagkatapos ng matiyagang pama-mirate ng mga dating customers ng pinapasukan kong tutorial center syempre). Di ko malilimutan yung mag inang Korean.

Korean mother: I'll go to shopping okay?
Paliiits: Okay ma'am.
Korean Mother: Okay, when time is 12 o'clock, you eat my daughter okay?

SHAKS! Napatango na lang ako at napatingin sa anak nyang 3rd year highschool lang.


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Syempre umasenso, ininvade ni palito ang maugang upuan ng isang call center agent, at isinuot ang mabahong headphones.

Outbound.
Paliiits: Good day sir, I am-
Customer: You woke me up in the middle of the night just to say good day? You fuck! It's Sunday and- (hung up)

Paliiits: May I know if you're single, married or widowed?
Customer: Oh no young man, you're voice sounds too young for me, hihihi.
Nagkamali sya ng akala, para daw kasi akong nang aakit kung magsalita. Namaaaaaan.

Paliiits: Our New York office sir is--
Customer: Wait wait, you said New York? You're kidding right? He-he
Paliiits: No I'm not sir, actually--
Customer: Oh I see. I'm from Las Vegas.
Medyo tanga eh noh? Pero medyo lang.

Customer: I'm widowed.
Paliiits: That's great.
Hahai.

Inbound.
PAliiits: Thank you for calling *tooooot. How may I help you today?
Customer: I am sending you bomb. Ha-ha-ha.

Paliiits: Thank you for calling--
Customer: Cut the crap, just bring us the pizza at the Playboy mansion.

Customer: You're selling shit.
Paliiits: Sir, if you're not completely satisfied with our product, remember that a little disappointment is good for building character.

Mahirap talaga magtrabaho. Pero masaya. Lalo na kung hahaluan mo ng konting katangahan. Good day! n_n