Meotmeot

Well, she's turning 28 on this month's eighteenth.


Hello there beautiful skrambol. Oh yes yes, the beautiful lady on the picture is turning 28, and I don't have anything material to give her, so I'll just dedicate my post to her. Stinky cheesy, yes? But then, we know what connoisseurs say about cheese, right? *wink


I've known her when we were a lot younger, one night, at a certain bridge. Yow yes, we first met on a bridge, and it's still intact. I was a shy boy then (haha, walang papalag!), so she made the first move. Guess how did she open up a conversation? She offered me a stick of cigarette, and not just that, she offered me her lighted cigarette. Imagine if I were the one who offered, with all the laway on the filter, and I'm gonna be like, "Hey, ikaw, yosi?", kadirdir diba? Haha. (i love you dude)

So there, we met, Paliiits and Meot. But we never became a "We" then, not until SIX years later. What the  fuck?! If you're thinking that courting her ate six years of our lives, you are so wrong. Well, let's just  say that we had our own roads to take, and not until six years later, those  roads met at EDSA Monumento. Pambihira.

Before we became an item, I had to convince my ex-girlfriend at the time that I fell hard on someone else, someone I would want to marry so she would stop contacting me (feeling gwapo si gago). I know, I know. It was cruel and twisted, but the relationship really we had was totally dry, and besides, Meot, the one that got away (parang Rhian lang), has finally come back. I'm not that stupid to let her go again, so there. (To every rumor-mongering shitheads out there, here, finally, is the version – the true one, mind you – that you assholes were never privy to, so…tangina niyo ngayong lahat, kung sinu-sino man kayo, hahaha.)

Meotmeot or Memem is one hell of a danger, but when she found out that the ex ni gwago is still trying to reach for him, she didn't resort to violence. She just told me to face and finish what's never been finished. Luckily, the ex stopped on texting, maybe she realized the fact that I realized before she realize it, hek.

From that point onward, we lived an extraordinary life as a couple. We experienced fuck-ups of every kind, imaginable, unimaginable, and everything else in between for the following years. Here's a list of some of the most unforgettable.

  • She had to go against her parents wishes by sticking with me. Hehe, I think its pretty obvious on that statement that her parents are not so "boto" on me.
  • She almost gave up her studies because of the external forces' pressure on her. I wouldn't enumerate what were those, you don't have all the time in the world, haha.
  • Been uber-broke that we had nothing else to pawn just to get over the day. She even took her nursing board exam without breakfast and only twenty pesos on her pocket. (At ang lakas pa ng loob ko na ihatid sya eh kulang pa ang bente sa pasahe, kaya ayun, walking in the rain early in the morning si Paliiits, haha)
  • She almost broke up with me just because I wanted to surprise her. I learned that day that surprises are not for her, its better to tell her in advance, hehe.
  • We went home one night and we were so drunk. We laughed our asses off, but until now, we still can't remember a thing of what made us laughed that hard.
  • She's an uber-hot mom who's constantly been the target of post and pre-pubescent wankers everytime we go out on a "beer-ing spree". Its a good thing she intimidates half the schmucks who adore/lust for her. And for the other half of the club, they normally scurry off like the inconsequential vermin they are upon realizing the "tall, dark, and never mind" she's with.
Of course, the list can go on, but I guess, I'll just leave it at this; Meot has been through a lot of holy and unholy shit and she may be angry to me from time to time, but whatever destiny has seen fit to throw across her path thus far has just made it possible for her to come up with even more ways for us to just love each other to death or until the end of whatever.

The shit we’ve been through together got me into thinking about how I’ve never subscribed to the thought that we’re not really in control of the things we do; that we’re playing out a drama whose plot is just a subplot of a subplot in a divine comedy of errors running on a pre-programmed network sched; that whatever freedoms we exercise are just part of the grand illusion of control that we convince ourselves of having in order to stave off the insanity that would surely ensue from believing otherwise.

But what if it is fate?

After 25 years worth of blood-curdling wisdom brought about by 15 years worth of weirdly enlightening experiences in the short span of a tumultuous 10 years that we've known each other, does Meot still have enough fight left in her insanely cool, lovey-dovey, cutie-patootie personage to take on something as supposedly predictably unpredictably predictable as destiny?

Haha, what else is new? She's cool like that.

Happy 28th, Meot.


I am; You are; We met... and we're still here. I love you.

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42 Responses to Meotmeot

  1. This is post is funny yet so sweet! :D Love your humor! Haha.. But lastly, and more importantly, happy 28th to the love of your life.. :)

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    1. Hehe, thanks for dropping by Miss Sumi :)

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  2. how cute of u... i think it's a very nice gift--

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  3. cheeesssy :).. i wish you both all the best.. happy bday Meotmeot ^^

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  4. awwwwwwwwwww, how sweet!!! happy birthday to your girl! =)

    pabasa mo tong post sa ex gf mo. hahaha!

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  5. nakuu! heto na heto!!!

    i can feel the love is in the blogs..lol..in the air pala..hehehehe...

    advance happy birthday to her..

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    1. In love man gud ni pirmi Doc, hahaha.

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  6. In the first I thought you're "mute" but as I read you're after for "Meot" Nice! What a feeling! Nurture that kind for I know you're meant for each other believe me. Goodluck. Be careful with her heart!

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  7. Awww.. sweet post! ♥

    Ayos lang na walang material na bagay na maibigay this birthday. Isang hug and kiss lang naman siguro from you, she's happy na. I'm sure. XD

    "her insanely cool, lovey-dovey, cutie-patootie personage" - this made me smile. hehe.. Ang kesooo!!!

    Anyway, happy birthday to your one and only love, Meot. Stay in love! :)

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  8. super chessy! ahhaha but i sooo love it. siyempre may kilig factor kasi nakakarelate sa ibang bagay haha. happy birthday Meot! suwerte ka kay Paliits nakakatuwa (virtual friend pa lang yan haha)

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    1. uuuuyyyy, rumerelate si Atty. oh, hahaha. Salamat sa pagdaan.

      PS. nakakatuwa? parang clown ba mam? hahaha

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  9. Ahaha, I was expecting that some of the readers will definitely think that its "mute". Thanks for the advice sir Gil. Don't worry, I'll take good care of her heart po :)

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  10. Wow!! happy birthday to your girl. love love love!!

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  11. so much love on the post, i think she'll appreciate this more than any material gift except cguro kung iPad3? joke lng ;)

    happt bday meot!

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    1. haha, di ko kaya mag regalo ng iPad 3 sa ngayon, hahahaha

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  12. wow! how tweet!
    and can i say advance happy bday to your meot??\
    bukas pa kasi!

    I have a partner, and the BDay is just 2 days after mine!
    so surprises, even if I prefer surprises unlike Meot!
    I don't get it!

    I suggest that you don't surprise her,
    just make it special for her!
    after all, one doesn't get to be 28 everyday!
    my gash! I'm turning 28 too!! :)

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    1. hehe, it's okay, i still love her even if she doesn't like surprises anyway :)

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  13. dong! ang sweat sweat mo dong! sh*t ka dong!!hahaha..ako ang kinilig sa post na ito..hahahaha..grabe.. if indi pa kiligin si meot ewan ko na lang ha..
    happy bday to the love of your life..
    may you both be always be happy.. feeling close lang si ako eh no..hahaha..
    You rock tall dark and.. nevermind paliits! hahaha

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    1. hahaha. relaks lang ati, relaks! :D

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  14. This is a very sweet post! I'm sure she will appreciate how proud you are of her. Happy 28th birthday to her! =)

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  15. aww so sweet!! and I love your post it's so funny! hehe. sarap naman na bday gift yan for her.. Happy Bday to her!!

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  16. Cool! No material thing can replace this...

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  17. You have it in your veins paliits...the humor. it's natural...meot is lucky to have you and you are lucky to have her as well. Happy birthday to her...keep lovin each other...

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  18. aww so cheesy, nice nickname too Meot

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  19. uy ang sweet ng post! :>
    happy bday to her :>

    dropping by =)

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  20. Cheesy talaga!! so cute. Sweet ni paliiits!!! Swerte ni meots! happy bday and wishing you both eternal love. :)

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  21. Wow it's post like this that make me think twice on whether love exists. As much as I've been told... Love and romance are only fictions made to show on movies and marketing gimiks so every girl in the world would wish that the guys would buy them sweet mushy stuff and when the guys do they earn.

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  22. "She had to go against her parents wishes" Wow parang si Rhian nga. Hehe. No, I'm sure she's a whole lot better than Rhian :)

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  23. lucky girl...men i know are not as "vocal" about how they really feel...my son included...but the again, it took you six years.

    nice post. and happy birthday, meot...wherever did she get that name?!!!

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  24. Yea, I've read from word one to finish. You so remind me of someone from my past but tough luck, he hadn't found blogging then like you do now. hahaha...

    Happy Birthday to your Meot and yes I'd like to second to what Mr. Gil said up there... be careful of her heart.

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  25. the things we do for love. tsk... hehehe. Yahweh bless.

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  26. Happy birthday to her! I'm sure she's very happy with your post.

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  27. This is a lovely post! Funny and lovely actually haha. I wish you more years of being together and happy birthday to your Meot! :)

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  28. How sweet of you! Funny post but sweet <3 Happy birthday to her! :)

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  29. This is funny but I am a little shock when you posted those PG words ha ha ha! Anyway Happy Bday Meot!

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  30. Bihira ang expressive na guy. Clap! Clap! Swerte si Meot. Happy Birthday sa kanya. All the best sa inyo!

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  31. This is one of the sweetest and funniest post I've ever read :) Happy Birthday, Meot! :)

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