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Dave and Marla

The following joke is Rated-18.











While attending a spelling session in school one day, the teacher asked if anyone could spell the word DUMB? Darla raises her hand.


Marla:  I can, I can.
Teacher: OK, go ahead Darla..
Marla: D-U-M-B
Teacher: very good. Can you use that word in a sentence?
Marla: Sure, Dave is very DUMB.
Teacher: OK, well can anyone spell the word STUPID?
Marla: I can! I can.
Teacher: OK, go ahead Darla.
Marla: S-T-U-P-I-D
Teacher: Very good. Can you use that word in a sentence?
Marla: Sure,  Dave  is very STUPID.
Teacher: OK, well lets continue, can anyone spell the word DICTATE?


No one raises their hand, so the teacher asks  Dave if he can spell the word DICTATE?


Dave: Sure, D-I-C-T-A-T-E
Teacher: Very good Dave. Can you use that word in a sentence?
Dave: Sure I can. "I may be DUMB and I may be STUPID, but Darla says my DICTATE good."


Have a LOL day!

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